FC Sion are in Switzerland, presumably playing with their cuckoo clocks, and Celtic FC are in Madrid, presumably dressing James Forrest and Gary Hooper like ice hockey players and feeding Beram Kayal raw meat. Meanwhile, Constantin is going to claim 4 million Euros from UEFA. I'd like to see him try.
Edit: Fears of an appearance by Big Dan were groundless. I'd forgotten that one of the reasons we were hammered in Switzerland was that the numpty had been sent off before the ref had taken the whistle out of his mouth at kick-off.
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