Where the hell have you been?

I've been here the whole time, doing my impersonation of a church mouse and now, having eaten all the cheese, I've come back to the keyboard. Briefly. Thanks to Her Majesty, I've got an extra day off, so I thought I'd squander it by having an unplanned holiday, like you do. So, all that's left to say is I'm going outside now. I may be some time. If I can be arsed, you'll find me on my other blog. Over there somewhere. O the wanderlust is on me....